Football IQ for Football Moms
You show up. You cheer. You care. Now know exactly what you're watching, from third and seven to the flag that just wiped out the big play.
The moments that lose you in the stands
Downs and distance decide almost every call a coach makes. Once you see the math, the game stops feeling random.
Flags, penalties and what the refs' signals mean, so a yellow flag isn't a mystery anymore.
Know what their position actually asks of them, so the car-ride-home conversation goes deeper than "good game."
Decode the scoreboard
The offense gets four tries ("downs") to move the ball 10 yards. Make it, and the count resets. Tap a situation to see what everyone in the stands is reacting to.
Fresh set of downs
The offense has four tries to gain 10 yards. Anything works here: a run, a short pass, a shot downfield. This is the down where coaches feel the most freedom.
Inside the guide
You show up. You cheer. You care. But when the scoreboard says third and seven or a flag brings the big play back, you should have a clear way to understand what just happened.
- 1Follow every seriesRead down, distance and field position at a glance.
- 2Know why the flag flewRecognize the common penalties and what they cost.
- 3Understand your kid's jobSee what their position is responsible for on each play.
- 4Talk football at homeAsk the questions that show you really watched.
ABE
Taught by a coach who teaches for a living
Coach Abe develops quarterbacks and receivers across the Philadelphia Main Line, Phoenixville, West Chester and Philadelphia. He's a former classroom teacher, which is why this guide explains the game the way a good teacher would: one idea at a time, in words that make sense.
Watch the next game like you've been doing this for years
Read it before kickoff. Bring it to the bleachers on your phone. Share what you learn with the parent sitting next to you.
Before you buy
I know nothing about football. Is this for me?
Yes. It starts from zero and builds up, without assuming you already know the vocabulary.
My kid plays youth football, not high school. Does it apply?
The core of the game (downs, scoring, penalties, positions) is the same from youth leagues through the pros. Some leagues tweak the rules, but the foundation carries over.
How do I get it?
Right after checkout, Gumroad gives you instant access and emails you a download link. You can read it on your phone, tablet or computer.
Questions after you buy?
Email Coach Abe at aceqbwr@gmail.com.